Boobs and Attractiveness

I have a somewhat philosophical question in mind today.

Ya see, I stumbled on this little video here from one of my myspace friends. The gal in question Ms Vinyl Meow posted a video talking about boobs, her boobs, other boobs, boob perception and what not. Seen here...

Boob Talk








Quite the busty gal.

In the clip she mentions that some big boobed gals are ashamed of their big boobs. Needless to say, I was shocked. Nay... I was horrified at the thought.

Now I myself have nothing but undying love and affection for boobies. I find them delightful, feminine and just generally what happiness is made of. And not just the big ones either. I love all boobies.

How could any woman not love her big bouncing boobies like I do?

Truly.... a conundrum.

Hmmmm.....

Ya see, I think I'm one of the few guys who has no problem admitting that I like curvy girls. To me, curves are feminine.

Little known fact, the very first thing I notice about a girl is... her hips.

I don't know why. I just do. I guess I just instinctively look for good breeders. A nice ample set of hips gets me just as excited as boobies do.

Now I like a more thin frame as well. Nothing wrong with that. Now that I think about it... maybe I just like them all. I am after all, a monkey.

But seriously, I find a lot of girls to be attractive. More so, I think, than other men do.

Am I alone in this? Guys? Any of y'all feel me on this one?

But let's be clear. Let's be thorough. Let's show pictures.

Here's some gals I really like.



Petra Verkaik.




Now I first saw this gal in a playboy when I was like 13 or something. And when the interweb came out she was one of the very first gals I ever looked up. Today she's like 43 and still looks better than ever. I call this kind a gal the bombshell... for obvious reasons.


Chloe Vevrier.




When I think of curvy or voluptous, this is the gal that comes to mind. I LOVE her body. Obviously... I'm a boob man. But I really like every single curve this woman has and I wish there were more women like this represented in pop culture.

Cuz she is yummy. Let's show her again.




Moving on....





Melissa Theuriau




The ridiculously hot girl next door. Assuming you live in France that is. This gal is an anchor on a French News channel... which I'm sure has the highest ratings in the country. Not busty at all but... who cares? Seriously, this gal is just insanely beautiful.

Apparently enough to inspire all sorts of compilations on youtube.










Hell, I even like the occasional Asian hottie like Maki Goto.









Not busty but definitely cute.


See, those are the kinds of gals I will actively search for on Chickipedia.

Then there's the random fotos you come across on myspace or Photobucket/Flickr

Here I tend to fall back to busty.






(What a purdy mouth she got too)





(WOW!)




That's a lot of pictures huh? I don't even remember what the hell my point was. Consequently, I find it intriguing that it's harder to find non-nude pictures than it is nude ones. I'm pretty sure that means something.

But anyhow, since we've been exploring the inner desires of Papi so thoroughly and graphically... I thought I'd let you peek into my true inner psyche. Sure I find all those gals attractive. But when it comes to the gals that really drive me wild and can actually make me giddy and flustered on the inside...

I gotta go with my Latinas.






If you take nothing else from this blog remember this one thing.

No matter what you look like... there's someone out there who wants to hump you.

Now go out there and be beautiful.

(And don't hate your boobs.)

Free Ivy League Education

Little did you know that Youtube can be a valuable source of education.

Here is a lecture given by 3 different professors at Yale with various takes on what is happening with the financial crisis and why. Long but very interesting.



Consequently, a lot of the ivy league universities have been uploading many of their lectures. Meaning... you can study at Yale for free from your very own home.

Don't we all want to be in the Ivy League? Well here's your chance...

http://www.youtube.com/user/yaleuniversity

http://www.youtube.com/user/stanforduniversity

http://www.youtube.com/user/ucberkeleyevents

And even MIT for lectures on Physics or other important things like strapping a fire extinguisher on to a tricycle.

http://www.youtube.com/user/mittechtv



Neato.

For the record, smart is sexy. Just have a look at this blog delightfully titled... "Babes with Books"

http://babeswithbooks.blogspot.com/




A video courtesy of that girl's stalker.

Monsters

I don't know if any of you have seen this but apparently... here there be monsters!

Behold the Montauk Monster!



This critter apparently washed up on the shores of Montauk New York.

Truly, it is Horrifying.

Is this a sign of the coming apocalypse?

Actually, Biologists at the University of New York have been analyzing the creature and theorize that this misbegotten abomination is in fact the discarded offspring of Ann Coulter.



This itself is an incredible find as Ms Coulter usually devours her offspring.

The Father is presumed to be Satan.

More information on this vastly important story is available from Foxnews.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html

Truly the thought of monsters is frightening one. But let us not forget that monsters too like boobies.

I know Cock Monster does.



And even Hulk!

The Inauguaral News N Boobs

Hello Folks and welcome to News and Boobs.

I figured since these are the two things that preoccupy the bulk of my internet time... might as well share.

Of course, I may deviate from this formula from time to time but hey... it's my blog so screw it.

Moving on...

It seems the Chinese have developed a "Carrier Killer" missile. Now it's no surprise that they would be developing this given the nature of some of their other projects like the Chinese Space Station.



Military News reports:

"The size of the missile enables it to carry a warhead big enough to inflict significant damage on a large vessel, providing the Chinese the capability of destroying a U.S. supercarrier in one strike.

Because the missile employs a complex guidance system, low radar signature and a maneuverability that makes its flight path unpredictable, the odds that it can evade tracking systems to reach its target are increased. It is estimated that the missile can travel at mach 10 and reach its maximum range of 2000km in less than 12 minutes."

Hmmmm... that can't be good.

Full Story here:

http://www.military.com/news/article/April-2009/new-concerns-over-chinese-carrier-killer.html

Elsewhere.... In the US economy

It seems that Sub-primes are not the only aspect of the housing bubble mortgages that are at risk. Amherst has done some investigating and apparently the higher quality mortgages were less than stellar. Alt-A's and option ARM's are collectively more numerous than the sup-primes and even more leveraged, and coincidentally also beginning to default. Due to interest rates resetting at later dates Credit Suisse is predicting that these other mortgages will begin defaulting en masse beginning in 2009 and peaking in 2011.

Well Hoo-friggin-ray!






Luckily I have prepared for such a contingency by stocking up on clean underwear.


And now something to cheer you up. At least she cheers me up. I can only assume that it will do wonders for you as well.

From the makers of the swine flu (Mexico) comes Fabiola Campomanes.



See? Don't feel so bad now do ya?